After Murphy's Surgery

* See those two loose pieces? The doctor is hoping they will grow back to the bone in 6 weeks. If not, they may have to amputate his leg. But, I have to think positive, do what the doctor tells me to do and go from there. It is what it is.

* For the most part Murphy has been good about staying off of it.

* I have had a problem with him not wanting to use the bathroom outside or he cant figure it out how to. He peed on himself last night after I tried to get him to pee up to 8 times that day and about 5 minutes before he decided to go.

* It is very frustrating for me, I'm sure it's really frustrating for him.

* Oh and his csat can't get wet so I have been trying to keep a baggie over it when I take him out. Now I'm afraid he is going to pee on his cast in his cage so I wrapped it before I left for work.

* I don't have kids and now I know why. Murphy barks when I leave his sight. I'm sure kids are 110% worse to take care of. But at least eventually they can communicate with you besides barking and wagging a tail.
* I gotta go, alot of work to do.

This is an amazing story ...

"The monkey had ripped off her entire upper jaw, had ripped off her nose, which as hanging by a thread. We found extensive dirt, chimp fur, and chimp teeth implanted in her bone." - EMS First Responder on the scene.

If you do not watch The Oprah Winfrey show you should at least youtube this story. Her face looks pretty bad but this woman's spirit is AMAZING. After I watched Oprah on my DVR last night I was almost in tears. This woman is so brave and positive. It's just a horrible tradgedy and she i making the best of it.

He is feeling better . . .

Murphy Saga Continues . . .

That is Murphy's leg ...

So I get off at three on Friday afternoon and decided to walk a mile or so with my mom and neighbor. Murphy and Sadie followed us down the road. The neighbor dog went up to Murphy and with no warning attacked him. She shook him back and forth and then threw him in the air. I thought when he hit the ground he was going to be dead because I figured his neck was broke. He amazingly got up and hauled ass. I saw the whole thing happen. He was running but only on three legs. His back leg was twisted in the opposite direction and dangeling down. It was gross. I scooped him up, he was yelping, I was 1/2 a mile from home and all I could do was walk really quick. Anyways, we got him to the vet by 4:30 and he spent the night Friday night. I got to bring him home Saturday and Sunday and I had to return him for surgery this morning. Pins and plates in his legs. The doctor seemed to think he cold fix him. Please say a prayer for me. I am blessed to have neighbors like I do, they offered to pay for everything and even went with me to see the vet Saturday morning.

FRIDAY!!!!!

* One of your peeps at the office brought this in a couple weeks ago. This feeder is between the Jack/Wise County line.

* I made my Pepaw a cheese cake last night. He fell in his cellar Wednesday night and hurt his arm really bad. No broken bones, just missing flesh. I figured the cheesecake would make him feel a little better.
* I also gave a pair of steel toe boots to a man that really needs them.

* I talked my mom into bringing me chinese food for lunch. YUMMY!!

* I started working out again. I am so proud of myself after I'm done. It's just getting motivated to get off my ass that's the hard part. I have a really good support system now so I feel confident, at least today.

* I spoke to the hubby this morning, he doesn't care about anything but deer, hogs, BEER and big horns, he is in deer lease mode.

* Is Bowie trade days this weekend?? I haven't been in years but it looks like it is gonna be a nice weekend and it sounds like alot of fun.

1/2 way to Friday !!

* This week has been unusually busy.
* I'm so glad the Cowboys won. I hope we can keep it going.
* I really am getting sick of people talking about Michael Jackson. I never was a huge Michael Jackson fan and I understood all the hype when he died, but GEEZ people!! Get over it. I think if they handed that new movie out for free, I'd never watch it. It doesn't peak my interests at all.
* I am still debating an iPhone I just don't want to pay the extra service charge that goes with it ever month. It's ridiculous.
* I want to see the Hangover and My Sisters Keeper. Two opposite movies, but both look really good.
* Murphy has still been really good about staying home but when I left this morning he wasn't on the back porch. I'm sure he is safe but I almost turned around to search for him. If I did that every time I would go crazy.
* This weekend is opening day of deer season!! I think its gonna be a good year.
* I'm not ready for winter. In fact I would rather pass it all together and go from fall to spring.
* I broke a 100,000 miles on my car this week. I drive a 10 year old car because I don't have a car payment and it gets excellent gas mileage. We have a brand new truck at home we drive on the weekends and when we go out of town. Some people thinks that's crazy, but the way I look at it we are saving on gas and keeping the wear and tear and mileage down on our nice truck.
* I try to blog everyday if I have time, but sometimes I just don't know what the hell to say.
* We cooked a brisket this weekend. Hubby made his own rub and then put it on the smoker about 5:00 Friday afternoon. I took it off at 1:00 a.m. and then cooked it in the oven on low till about 5:00 Saturday afternoon. It was SO good. Fell apart while we were slicing it.
* The story of the three girls that ran their jeep in a lake and drowned. Something sounds strange about that story. The police say no alcohol was involved and there was no evidence the girls tried to escape. It just sounds bizarre that all three died from drowning and none of them struggled to get out??
* The guy with all the dead bodies stacked up in his house. GEESH!!!! I told you there are Crazy ass people out there. It really makes you wander about everyone. Everyone has skeletons in the closet, but not literally!!!
* I'm done for now, I gotta get some work done.

Down hill from here...

* I would shit myself if my husband did the above to me! But it is funny!

* OK, I made pork chops last night and put turkey gravy on them. It was SO good!

* I went to Walmart today. I really dislike Walmart but I didn't have a choice. I had to go. I got me some really cute Ugg boots though and some major stuff to touch up my Halloween costume.

* I ate Taco Bell with one of my sisters today. It was ok, I guess.

* I love the new Kelly Clarkson song Already Gone. It's a really pretty ballad.

* I need to go and buy dog food. I forgot to add it to my list before I went to wally world.

* My prayers are with the family from Forestburg. Such a tragic accident.

* I try and pray every single night before I go to sleep, but sometimes I dose off into sleep on the night prayer. I think Jesus understands.

* We need to buy a new lawn mower. We used my neighbors all year and it's time to quit borrowing and buy one of our own. I just don't want to spend the money!

* I'm getting really pumped for deer season this year!

* I still need to buy me a new camera.

I have GREAT NEWS!!

* I can't believe it myself, but I got Murphy back last Friday!! I was SO excited. Someone had picked him up and saw the flyers I had made. I cannot tell you how happy I was. He is like a child to us. I'm very grateful the lady that had him took very good care of him and called us.

* I am making my costume out of colored duct tape this year, wish me luck. It should be interesting.

* I dont ever think you are too old to dress up. Halloween is one of my favorite times of the year. You can be whoever you want to be.

* I think I'm gonna make grilled porch chops for dinner tonight.

I am really bummed out...

I'm so bummed. We lost our first born over the weekend. I have called the shelter, I have been door to door, and I don't know what else to do. It's devastating. We don't have children, we have dogs. We had Murphy for seven years. I hope he is alive and we get him back soon, but it don't look promising. He went missing during the day and nobody knows what happen to him. He just disappeared. We can't find even a sign that he may have been hit by a car or attacked. My last resort is to post an add in the paper under lost dogs. Any other suggestions, please let me know.

I keep telling myself someone has him and he is ok, but people can be crazy and cruel. All I can think is everything happens for a reason.

:(

Ready to rock and roll...

* OK, it is bad enough that the kid puked on national tv. But you have to watch the Dads face when his son vomits. He looks like he was about to lose it himself. SO FUNNY! This story is golden in so many ways. It just keeps getting better and better. Thanks BG for the link.

Thirsty Thursday

* I have been trying to find a really unique Halloween costume. No luck. Why can't I find one that I like?? I go through this every year.

* I really wanna pimp the party out this year so I'm trying to think of some cheap ways to do that.

* It was SO cold in the office this morning. I got my freeze on.

* My first born almost got hit this morning. I think he is getting Alzheimer's.

* I cannot believe Christmas is around the corner. I love buying gifts for people, but I hate trying to figure out what to buy them.

* No plans this weekend which is cool, because after this weekend we have plans almost every weekend till after New Years.

* Any suggestions for a homemade Halloween costume. I came up with a white shirt painted P and a black eye (black eyed P) and I got the "your a dumb ass look" from everyone. hmm... I thought it was a cute idea.

* I watched the DJ AM Gone Too Far Series last night on MTV. I had mixed feelings about it, but for the most part it was very, very sad. Just to know that he was trying to make a difference and save other people while struggling to fight his own demons was a little tuff to watch, but for the most part I'm glad MTV is airing the series and hopefully it helps addicts get the help they need.

* I have a twitter account, but rarely use it.

* I have two nephews birthdays coming up - 1 will be 5 the other will be 2, both boys. Any birthday gift suggestions for a two and five year old?

* 12 funny roller coaster pictures.

SPOOKY !!!!!!

* Ok, so I get a call from someone last night saying that the "planets are all aligned tonight, get your broom sweep from north to south and it will stand up straight by itself." My first thought was - "lay off the crack pipe". But, I tried it anyways... and it WORKED!!!!!!!! Craziest ass thing I have seen in a long time. Even after the storms last night it was still standing this morning. I didn't touch it cause I wanted to see how long it would stay up by itself. You could actually feel the gravity pull when you let it go. Try it and see if it still works. Here is the picture to prove it.


* I'm glad it is Friday, but I really don't have any major plans this weekend.

* I think I want a new set of golf clubs for Christmas. I never thought I would enjoy golf, but in the past year in a half I have really been into it. It's something fun to do with my other half.

* I hope everyone has a great weekend!

JON VS. NANCY GRACE ROUND 2 !!

Oh SNAP !! This is good shit.

* Jon Gosselin is a TOOL and Nancy Grace just owned the shit out of him.
* I am not looking forward to the rain the next couple of days.
* My new Rocky boots work really good in rattlesnake land but getting them broke in is a bitch. I should have listened and wore them around the house for the week before we went out there.
* I saw at least 70 deer Friday night when we got to the lease. It was like the movies. Never seen anything like that before in my life.
* I'm hoping that means a good year for us.
* It rained almost all night Saturday so getting shit together Sunday morning was a bit of a bitch, but we managed.
* The hunt is on for a Halloween costume.
* I cant wait till the Hangover comes out on DVD.
* Not got much today. Maybe after while.

Thirsty Thursday ! !

* Actual picture of the two folks christening the new cowboys stadium this week. I feel a little disgusted that they used the bathroom floor to huh, make history, but in a way I give them props for getting it on in such a public place and letting people video it just say " Hey I have done it at the new cowboys stadium." Video and more picures here...


* It was SO humid this morning.
*I bought me a new pair of binoculars. Nikon for $89.99 Cabelas.

* I can not figure out what I wanna cook for dinner tonight.

* Couger Town and Modern Family came on TV last night. I really like both of those shows, hopefully they will stick around.

* Dexter just started up again. Thats another good series that comes on but you gotta have Showtime. Califronication too, thats a good one. But, definetly not for the kids. It can be really graphic.

* I am saddened by the recent tsunami, those people don't have a chance to get inland. Was there even a warning?

* I'm ready for Friday to get here.
* The Cowboys WON!! WOOHOO!!
* I really, really, really need a vacation.
* My back hurts from mowing yesterday.
* I gotta weed eat today. I don't even know how to start a weedeater. Guess I will figure it out??

Cowboy Casserole Recipe

I usually make a huge pan so someone may want to cut this recipe in half. Everyone wants to eat it when I cook it so I always make a big batch.

You will need:
* Family Size hambuger meat (like 3 lbs or more)
* Velveeta cheese (because it's ALOT better than shredded in the casserole.)
* one large onion
* two can of Golden Mushroom Soup ( Campbell is the only one I know that makes this, It must be Golden Mushroom, I have never made it with regular Mushroom Soup)
* Two cans of Tomatoe Soup (any brand)
* Speghetti noodles (Honestly I guess at this because you dont want your casserole to have too many noodles. I would say I usually use 1 and a 1/2 packages of noodles. ( I cook what I think I'm going to need and add them to the casserole till I think I have enough and my puppies get to enjoy if there is any extra noodles.)

1. Cook meat
2. Saute onion with butter
3. Cook noodles
4. Cut up Velveeta into chunks (Put as much cheese in this as you want. I usually use half a block, but we are major cheese eaters.)
5. Get a large bowl and pour cooked meat, Velveeta, Sauteed Onion, Golden Mushroom Soup, Tomato Soup, and noodles all into one bowl and stir.
6. I use salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, chili powder and a little cayan to season the casserole.
7. Pour ingredients into a glass casserole dish and set in the oven on 350 for about 30-45 minutes and you are ready to eat.
* This is a really simple recipe just cook everything and throw it into a bowl and mix and heat. It's fairly cheap to make and serves a bunch of people. If anyone cooks this let me know how it works out for you.

I'm goin to meet Peter at the perk...

* It's people posting video's like this that gets me excited.
* My sister mowed half my yard yesterday, she said she was bored and I didn't argue. I gotta finish it tonight but it wont take too terribly long.
* I wouldn't call myself an avid college football fan but I went to a party Saturday night and the Tech game was on. That was painful to watch.
* COWBOYS tonight!!
* I met a man from France there. He was pretty interesting.
* It was a beautiful weekend.
* I got me some Rockie snake proof boots. A little pricey but when you are in the middle of no where and step on a rattlesnake. I'll shovel out $120 to make sure I'm not taking a joy flight to the nearest ER.
* I still want to buy me a new camera. I need a nice, but affordable one. If I had my choice I would get a Rebel, but I think I could settle for a cheaper one for now. Any suggestions??

* I haven't blogged in a month. I'm not really sure why, I guess I just wasn't in the mood.
* Kanye West is a douche bag.
* I'm making cowboy casserole tonight for dinner, it's so dang good.
* I am get to go to a karaoke party this weekend. I'm not really sure how I feel about it but hey at least it gets us out of the house.
* I am SO ready for deer season to start. It's a nice mini vaca.
* I am dreading winter. I am not a fan of cold weather*
* I was super pumped that Jordan Lloyd won Big Brother 11. She seems like a deserving person.
* I watched Cougar Town last night I really really liked it. I want to watch Modern Family too. It's still on my DVR.
* Of course I have started watching Survivor. I cannot stand the oilfield owner. He is super creepy!!!
Gotta get back to work
peace!

FRIDAY !!

* We need to clean our shop out this weekend.

* One of my friends from high school tried to commit suicide over the weekend. That has to be a horrible feeling. I sent him an email asking if he was ok and never got a reply, but he sent me a random forwarded email. That struck me as odd. :

* I enjoyed the rain this morning.

* I'm so glad it's Friday, but I know Monday will be here soon enough.

* I know I always talk about wanting to get to the weekend, but I really do enjoy what I do and the people I work with.

* I am very lucky to have family and friends as good to me as mine are.

* Last night I cooked one of those dinners that I was hoping I would have left overs, verdict: no left overs. Everyone mawed down on the good stuff.

* I got to babysit my nephew yesterday - well not really babysit, he can pretty much do everything he wants by himself. It was more like supervising.

* We watched I Love You Man. Now that is a funny movie.

* We watched 5 minutes of the Octo mom show and I was ready to slap the Octo mom. Her 2 year old called her a bitch repeatedly. Ridiculous.

Beer By The Pool

Happy Thirsty Thursday

NObama

* If I had the extra money I would pay someone to take care of my yard. I think that is a well worth it luxury. That being said I have to mow tonight. UGH...

* I think my future sister in law might be pregnant. If that is the case, I'm really excited, it's another child I can spoil and send home.

* We pretty much told the mother in law last night kids were not a possibility until we have all the toys we want and don't wanna play anymore. Which will probably never happen :-)
* I'm eating gumbo for lunch, I cant wait.

* I started drinking Metamucil in the morning to clean my body out. One of my best friends uses it on a daily basis. It wasn't really bad. I got the orange flavor and it just tasted like watered down orange juice.

* I am a HUGE fan of the Big Brother show. Well, Jeff got the Coude'Tat and I'm almost sure he is gonna use it Thursday night on the Live show. I can't imagine what the hell is going to happen, but it will for sure be good live tv. I hope him or Jordan win the HOH this week.

* We have been watching Dating in the Dark. Damn, that is a good show. Guessing whether the girl/guy is gonna come out on the patio to meet the other after seeing what the other looks like is a little intense.

* Another show I think is really going to be good is There Goes The Neighborhood. Simple concept. A block of neighbors encased in a concrete wall competing for $250,000.00. If your family wins king of the neighborhood for the week, you have to nominate two other family's for eviction. Bottom line: It gets ugly. I will be surprised if these people live within 100 miles of each other after this show is over. And if you are the family that ultimately wins the 250 G's, better make it 500 miles. I caught the last 30 minutes of it last Sunday and I am for sure setting my DVR for this Sunday.

Friday Frenzy

* The story of the woman that killed her kids and her nieces last week is horrifying. Tragic nonetheless, but to find out that she was drunk and high, that family has got to be in shock. That probably, unfortunately, happens WAY more than anyways knows. I know a few people who have put their kids in danger after they have been drinking without a question. Their families would not have had a clue if something happen. Everyone has skeletons in their closet. All victims will be forced to live out a very public and hurtful litigation trial, I'm sure.
* I have said it before, I'm saying it again, I need a vacation.
* I want to go camping, I love to camp, but it's been so freaking hot.
* We need to mow again. But we have lucked out, it's been a while since we have had to mow.
* I'm looking forward to seeing some good friends from the deer lease tomorrow. They are always a good time, never a dull moment.
* Gearing up for hunting season is a bit of a beating. It's all worth it in the end though.
* I'm bound and determined to shoot my first deer this year.
* I'm so glad it's Friday but I know this weekend is gonna fly by.
* OH MAN . . . on Big Brother last night Chima got the HOH . . . UGH!!! That woman. . . .she needs to go. But I'm so glad Jeff got the Coude'Ta. Him and Jordan are gonna be safe for at least another week. Ronnie the bubble wand lover is outty.

* I need a vaca, and I mean BAD.
* Maybe I am to head strong or stubborn but I hate it when people don't understand my point of view.
* I'm ready to get the hell out of Wise County.
* Karma is a bitch and I hope it smacks someone in the f'ing face.
* Thats all I have to say, lets hope this weeks flies by and gets better, cause today has already been a muther f'er.

Awesome plane house

Red balls, not blue balls

That would not be a pleasant wake up call.

http://twitpic.com/ba4io

Paris Hilton did some naughty things in Denton last night.

Thirsty Thursday

* I think the State of Texas should implement a law that stated if you get married you have to pay a minimum of $2,500.00 to marry. For each child you pop out you should have to pay $5,000.00. This money should then go into some sort of accruing interest savings bond so that neither party can touch the money until they have been married for a certain length of time. If they decide to divorce the funds will pay for each one to afford an attorney and the rest should go to the child. It's just a thought but I guarantee we wouldn't have a shit load of people popping babies out right and left and you wouldn't see young people rushing to the alter. You know your serious about marriage when you gotta cough up $2,500.00. You gotta really love someone.

* Big Brother live eviction comes on tonight. I'm still trying to find a clip of Ronnie when he get his bubble wand. It really brings the LOL'S.

* I am into my 4th day of working out. My body was in PAIN the last three days but today I feel pretty good. Just a little sore.

* I'm thinking about buying a bicycle. I have alot of hills around my place and I think it would be a good work out.

* I almost ploud over the wagon guy on 2123 yesterday afternoon. Anybody familiar with the "S Curves" on 2123. Yeh, that's where he was. I know it's technically legal for him to ride but 2123 is very dangerous.

* Me and sister ate at TWO PEPPERS (Dos Chilis) for lunch. It was pretty good.

- that's all i got for now.

* A good friend of mine sent that video to me. It's not amazing tornado footage, but it's kind of cool.

* We bought a used deep freeze for $60 yesterday to keep in the shop. The dial for the cool level goes from 1-9. The lady we bought it from said to keep it on 1 or it will build up ice on the walls. I don't know enough about to freezers to know if that is a good thing or not.

* I started working out again . . . UGHH!! I always feel so accomplished when I'm done. It's just getting my self to get up and do it. That is the hard part. I think I will feel SO much better when I start seeing results.

* I DVR'd that In the Dark show where people date in the dark. I will probably watch it tonight. The previews looked good, but who knows.

* OH MY GOODNESS . . . I LOVE watching Big Brother. The live feeds on Showtime at night can be the best footage because it is all live and nothing is censored. The HOH this week is Ronnie and he is a complete idiot. He has got to be the worst player in BB history. He spazzed out when they gave him a bubble wand for crying out loud. I'm posting that later.

* I found out someone I knew was pregnant yesterday that means at least 10 more people I know will be pregnant within the next 2 months. It ALWAYS happens. Everyone seems to get together once a year and decide when would be the best time for everyone to get knocked up. It must be in the water.

* I have had a huge problem with fire ants the past two weeks. They appear on my kitchen counter in the bathrooms, where ever they feel like it for no reason. I don't leave food out. I think they are just hot or something and trying to stay cool.

* The same goes for scorpions. I have killed more the past month than ever before.

* I'll post some stuff later. I got to get some work done.

* If that video is real, and I think it might be, that guy is the stupidest person on the planet.

* I saw a sign that said YARD SALE clothes, riding lawn mower, TOYES. It took alot to not pull over with a permanent marker.

* The story about the Florida parent getting murdered sounds a little shady.

* I would shop at Walmart in Springtown, rather than Decatur, if Springtown had a Walmart.

* Arturo Gotti the boxer was strangled to death by his 90 lb wife? Something seems off. Maybe she drugged him first??

* I made the best roast beef poboys last week. They were delicious.

* Did they ever find out what happen between the two brothers murder/suicide? The story kind of disappeared. I didn't even see an Obituaries for the two men.

* I said last time I wanted to see the pictures from the autopsy of Micheal Jackson. I think it's only a matter of time. Someone has pictures and someone will want to cash in.

* Busy . . . Busy . . . . Busy . . . .

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Zac Efron's Pool Party

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Tuesday crap

* I would hate to be in Los Angeles today.


* There was a guy on the news last night from the metroplex who had won two of the lottery tickets for the MJ memorial. He stated in his interview he didn't know how he was going to get to Los Angeles for todays event. I'm guessing he didn't have the money for airfare and was begging for a handout from viewers. Dude . . . If you cant even afford a plane ticket to go somewhere why bother putting your name in the bucket?


* The youtube video Barry posted freaks me the hell out. They showed it on Chennel 8 this morning.


* I feel sorry for the kids in the MJ drama. Poor things will never have a normal life.
* I'm currently reading Behind the Lines by Andrew. It is a book of letters from the war as far recent as our current war. I'm almost half way thru the book and most of the letters I have read are from the early 1800-1950's. It is a really good book. Funny moments, gruesome moments and just plain sad moments.


* I only like to read biographies or true stories. I hate romance novels and made up stories, and I have to be extremely interested in something to waste my time sitting and reading it.


* I finally got to watch Taking Chance. It is worth watching the whole thing plus the bonus features on the DVD. Movie Gallary has it. yes, I cried.


* I'm almost sure MJ will make more money dead than alive.


* I went to Graceland when I was a teenager and I have to say, it was very interesting. Imagine how many people would flock to Neverland.


* I am a HUGE Eminem fan and he always made fun of MJ. I heard on TV Eminem and Dr. Dre were one of MJ's favorite musicians. That struck me as odd.


* I am hearing of several people that have gone to the new clothing/accessory shop in Paradise. (In the old Panther Den/daycare on 114) Everyone I have talked too can't quit talking about how awesome it is and how many good deals they got for name brand clothes. I'm gonna check it out this week.

It's my Friday

* That picture makes me laugh.
* We don't have any plans for the 4th yet. I'm sure we will come up with something.
* I need to take the trash to the dump tomorrow. I hope it's open.
* I think I'm going to "deep clean" the house in the morning.
* I had a really weird dream about noticing a hidden wing on my house and when I entered it I found cats, kittens and a yellow duck. There were ants everywhere and I picked up a huge orange and white striped kitten and it starting biting the shit out of me over and over again. . . WEIRD!!
* Have a happy and safe 4th everyone !

From my inbox . . .

Coyote Population
The Alberta Government and the Alberta Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Alberta ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a 'more humane' solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Alberta Ranching Association and Farming Association by the Alberta Government and the Alberta Forest Service. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, one of the old boys in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, 'Son, I don't think you understand our problem. Those coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!'

EDIT: Click on pic to enlarge.

1st of a 4 day work week

* That picture is disturbing.

* The passing of Billy Mays is a surprise. I know how annoying his voice could be but I had started watching Pitchman and I was really getting in to it. The man could hock anything and make it sound good.
* I really need to deep clean my house. It has been a while since I have really gave it a good deep clean.
* I have had the same iron I received at my Senior Project Graduation.
* The only time I use it is to iron my spouses jeans for work. On occasion some shirts.
* I'm about to break down and purchase a Canon Rebel. If you are gonna spend $200 on a decent camera might as well spend an extra $200-$300 on a really nice one.
* Don't you want to see the Autopsy pictures on Michael Jackson? I do in some sick and morbid way. I reports that were coming in about the state of his body are probably not far from the truth.
* I think it's funny how Janet Jackson obviously distanced herself and her career from Michael but she was the one speaking at the BET awards on behalf of the family.
* My Aunt, whom doesn't ever udder a curse word described in detail at a family dinner last Saturday how she gave one of her older clients a full body wax. It was pure gold material.

Shit yeh, almost Friday

* It's hotter than a whore house outside.

* People who leave their children in the car no matter WHAT are freaking idiots and should be fixed.

* Mowing-complete.

* I wanted Torrie to win Celebrity get me outta here, but I will settle for Lou Diamond Phillips.

* Farrah Fawcett died from cancer today. So sad.

* I think if I knew I was going to die I would start a video diary for my family and friends from the moment I learned of my demise until I was unable to continue.

* Is that morbid or just leaving something behind for family and friends to remember me by?

* Since I gave my son the chop job it seems he is 5 years younger. He's SO spunky now. I guess because he feels so free without so much hair.

* I'm am SO sick of the Jon and Kate plus a million babies drama.

* Yes Megan Fox is Hot but other than that whats the big deal?

* I need a sprinkler system.

* I hear we have to register our water wells now. Just another thing they can f' tax us on. So unfair.

* Drinky time in 1.85 hours.

peace

Hump Day

* Nothing like crawfish, garlic, potatoes, sausage and corn on top of newspapers spread out on an old boat. It was the best crawfish I have ever had. My homies have this recipe down to a T.
* We ate out last night. Besides lunch during the week, I cant remember the last time we have eaten out on a week night.
* It was nice to go to dinner, but I still prefer cooking dinner at the house.
* I would like to do a documentary on homeless people. I think most of their stories would be facinating.
* That is sad about Andy Mattison. I didn't know him but from what I heard he was a great stand up man. I often wander why thing like this happen. You never know whats going with your body till it's too late. It kind of makes you think "man, that could have been me or my family" Makes you stop in your tracks.
* I know a lady I have worked around for a few years and she's always reminded me of someone I just couldn't put my finger on it. It dawned on me yesterday while she was chit-chatting with me that she reminds me of one of my best friends that passed away from cancer last year. Amazing. It was right in front of me. It only took her saying something or making a certain face and then it clicked. WOW... I sure miss her.
* It's this time of year that I wished I had a bad ass pool in my backyard waiting on me when I got home.

Monkey Business

* Been a busy week.

* I usually get a bad sunburn once a year.

* I need to go shopping.

* Unless you are a cop or you hunt why do you need to carry a gun on your person? If you are a hunter carrying a gun, you better be on your way to the deer lease. If you are a concealed handgun owner you better be smart about it. People got to know there could be a chance of something happening. Maybe not today or tomorrow but if you get reckless with a gun someday it will come back to bite you. You are big and bad until someone gets killed. What a waste.

* Im done with my rampage.

* It is HOT outside, but I wont bitch too much, I do not like winter time. I would rather it be 100 degrees outside than 20.

* Im going to have to mow this weekend. Our yard looks like a jungle.

* I watched a guy cleaning windows this morning with glass spray. He sprayed the glass, started wiping and then out of no where, he sneezed, wiped his snotty nose on the rag he was wiping the glass down with and you guessed it, continued wiping the glass with his snot feeled rag. EWWW!! I saw it coming.

FRIDAY thoughts ...

- I just saw a truck that read "HAULING UNEDIBLE LARD THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR ANIMALS OR HUMANS TO INGEST" WTF??????
_ I kinf of want an iphone but I'm know I am good with what I have right now.
- I. Am almost always dissapointed when I read the Wise County Messenger and I can't figure out what bugs me about it. It just doesn't seem as interesting anymore, besides you can read it free online.
- I would think a hotel next to a stripper club or a night club would be a cash cow.
- One of the Baldwin brothers got kicked off Im a Celebrity last night. Those two together cracked me up. I actually like Holly Montagm I figured she would be just like her sister but she's not.
- My dogs would rather drink dirty rain water thab clean fresh water. Too me that is crazy.
- if you were offered the chance to do a survivor like show or better yet a show like Big Brother would you do it? I'm not sure if I would but I think if I didn't at least try I would regret it for the rest of my life.
- I wanna go to the beach.

NO Tornado PLEASE ~ ~

I thought a tornado was touching down at my house last night. I was FREAKED out.
My dogs wanted in the house so bad one was literally trying to jump through our back door window.
The wind was shifting and blowing the rain in more than three directions.
Point blank, it was scary.
I am not a fan of storms period.
I woke up at 2 a.m. to another storm.
The pressure in our house was crazy, which is why I think there may have been a tornado near by.
Limbs everywhere in my yard. My poor plants.
I hear Springtown got beat up pretty bad too.
Isn't it late for storms . . . oh wait . . . we are in Texas.
Random Thought that occured to me driving to work: Do people use alarm clocks anymore? Everyone I know uses the alarm clock on their cell phone.
Don't most people plug their cell phone in on their night stand?

DO NOT WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO BE DISTURBED

The above video is a tad disturbing. I don't understand why nobody does anything but stare.

I have been watching I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. I started watching mainly for the trainwreck effect. I have to say Patti Bloglavich seems like a really sweet woman. I actually think Sanjaya Malakar is starting to grow on me. I have always like the Baldwin brothers. Janice Dickinson is getting on my last nerve. Speidi is already gone.

No one has called to tell me who was involved in the MURDER/SUICIDE from last night. I feel like that is a good sign. If it was someone I knew I am almost positive I would have been informed by now.

I think people get crazy when it's a full moon.

Monday Crap

* Weekend was awesome and we didn't really do anything.

* I need to pull weeds again.

* I am amazed that they have recovered 17 bodies from the doomed Air France flight. I am glad that the family has some type of closure, although I'm not sure it makes a difference. I am hopeful they find the black boxes and I am hoping they discover why the plane went down.

* I have some friends that are going to St. Croix in 18 days to get married. If I had to do it over again, I would do the same thing. It look beautiful there.

* I wanna go float the river but the Guadeloupe is flowing so slow, it's not worth the time or money. You would most likely be walking the river instead of floating.

* I hope this week is better than the last.

* I heard on the news this morning a mother from Hilsboro slit her childrens throat over the weekend, then called 911 herself to tell someone what she had done. How does your life get to that point? One child is dead. I bet she pleads insanity. Ughh. . . things like that do not go over too well with me.

* If this happened to one of my sisters, I'd be outraged too. I saw the video tape on Good Morning America. So sad.

* I watch the news every work day morning. I rarely watch the news on the weekend.

I know . . .I know . . .

* This has been a hella busy week.
* I had a discussion last night with sister and BF about December 21, 2012. I predict Mass chaos around the world.
* I want to go see The Hangover.

* I am almost sure we are going shopping this weekend.

* I am afraid to fly again.

*I received a email from a friend that was sent to everyone in her address book to inform me she was moving. I haven't spoke to her in a few years so I wandered why she bothered to inform me.

* I have been watching "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here". It only took me about 3 seconds to confirm what I already thought to be true. Spencer and Heidi Pratt are the biggest douche bags on this planet. One of these days they will be broke as a joke. Karma is a bitch and they have alot coming to them.

* Apparently I am an ASS.

* I want to go camping.

YES!!!! IT'S FRIDAY ! !

* The Korean's are really starting to freak me the hell out. My best friend has been glued to CNN for almost a week straight.

* I hope this doesn't happen, but I am almost positive I will experience a nuclear bomb in my lifetime.

* Plane crash not far from my home! Scary! We always see planes flying over. They go back and forth to Bridgeport Airport. I have always had a fear of one crashing into my house while we were inside.

* We have alot of Army helicopters go by and they are really loud and they fly really low.

* I hope I get a good tan while working in the yard today.

* I heard someone won 232 million from South Dakota. Then I see a link in the news to the LOTTERY CURSE.

* I still think it would be nice to have a few mills to throw around.

* I would definitely want to remain anonymous, but you know everyone in Wise County would know if you won.

* I was in the bank this morning waiting to deposit my check and CNN was on. They were covering a news story on a chicken that crosses the road to eat donuts. Oh wait . . . story here.

* I need to get my teeth cleaned.

* I think Lebron James is sexy beast, and I like white meat.

* I can't stand to watch Arnold Schwartzenagger's films.

* I feel the same way about Jean-Claude Vann Damm.

* I never watch the late night talk shows. I usually watch the news, TMZ, then go to bed.

* OK I'm done. Everyone have a great weekend.

Thursday Crap-ola

* I hate it when people just don't get it.

* I wouldn't mind going to Six Flags only if I knew there would be a minimal wait of 5 minute per ride.

* I hate large crowds.

* Yesterday was hella busy.

* It seems to me when one person gets preggo, everyone gets preggo.

* I'm ready for the weekemd, like always.

* I need to go shopping for some new clothes.

* Today feels BLAH...

Tuesday Crap

* The long weekend was fun. It's always over WAY too soon.

* I am not a morning person.

* We really need to mow this weekend.

* I found the Monopoly PS2 game for a total of $15.99, and it delivered in 5 days.

* I love to find a good deal. If I buy it and it wasn't on sale I feel like I screwed myself for paying full price.

* I think I'm alot like my mother in that aspect.

* The phone has rang off the hook today.

* I noticed the Wolf shirt link made National headline news (yahoo.com) last Friday. Me thinks that is funny shit.

* I have a 100 gallon fish tank I'm going to put on craigs list if anyone is interested.



* I searched the name of the 24 year old that died from Bridgeport that was in the Update today on myspace. It is sad that she has passed away, but I was trying to find out why or how she died. I found her page, or at least I think it's her page. I have seen her before I just dont know where. May be she worked at the store or something. Anybody know what happen? Whatever it was, it's sad.

Thursday Crap-ola

* I have no word to explain the above picture, but I found it here. Never heard of a squirrel photoshop contest until today.

* Someone emailed me this link. Check out the first review for the product. I was laughing my ass off.

* I was leaving for work and saw something fall out of the tree in the back yard. I thought it might have been a baby bird. My dog went over to it and sniffed it and walked away. Upon further examination of the situtation I discovered it was a snake skin. Yeh for me.

* I heard a mysterious loud noise after we went to bed last night. Neither one of us can figure out what it was.

* It took me over an hour to fall asleep because I was paranoid someone was in my house.

* We ate the Chicken Casserole from Schwans last night. It was good but it's really just a big chicken pot pie.

* I need a new pair of sunglasses.

* Anybody heard anything about Brookshires?

* I need to buy beer after work.

* I think we are going to grill tonight.

* It's a beautiful day. Thank you Lord.

* I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a nice weekend, the forecast call for rain. But, we are in Texas, so you never know.

hump day

* I am almost 100% sure on going shrimping in a month.

* We get to bring back over 100 pounds.

* I'm hungry already.

* My sister evicted the ducks and shipped them to my parents house because they kept shitting on their porch.

* I wish I had a side job just for extra money to play with. I need something I can work at my own pace and do my own schedule. I wish I had some kind of special talent making something or building something everyone wanted a piece of. But, I don't Or at least I'm not aware of anything I can do that is amazing. Anybody got ideas??

* If Embarq would get off their lazy butts and put DSL at my house I would be selling crap right and left on ebay.

Tuesday Crap

* My dad has finally given in and is getting an MRI for his back.
* I got to give my dog the chop job tonight.
* We rented the movie Taken, but haven't watched it yet.
* I have a double birthday party to go to this weekend.
* Desperate Housewives was ok. I am hoping Mike was marrying Susan at the end and not that other woman.
* This show looks like it would be fun to watch.
* I finally beat hubby at Monopoly last night. I owned that board!
* I'm eating left overs for lunch today, which is cool, cause it's free.
* It is hard to find a good salad for less than 7 bucks.
* I'm thinking fried chicken for dinner. Chicken legs are my favorite part of the chicken.

* I love fried deer back strap.
* We have a ton of deer meat in our freezer.
* I lose sunglasses easily.
* I missed my follow up eye doctor appointment yesterday. I just called their office to apologize. After I hung up I thought, was that even necessary that I call, or just courteous?
* I am not downing people who live in trailers, but for goodness gracious live in it like you are proud of it! Just because you can't afford a real house doesn't mean you have to live like a pig. Clean up your shit around the house. There is some people that live down my road and their yard is always nice, hell you can't even tell they live in a trailer. Other people on the south side of the HWY you would think they just don't give a shit about anything they own. If I was sporting a trailer at least I would try and make it as nice as it could look. I just don't understand that. You don't have to be rich to pick up trash and take it to the dump people.
* I really didn't mean to type a ranting paragraph on trailer trash.
* I cannot ever think of a pet peeve when asked. Now I can.
* Link to Trailer Trash in Missouri.

Monday Crap

* I went to a kids birthday party yesterday in Keller off of Rufe Snow. I didn't know Keller had an indoor "water park." It's not a huge place at all but for a 6 year old birthday party, the kids were having a BLAST! There is a small slide for the younger children and a bigger slide for 3 foot and over people. It has a small lazy river that runs through it and it's all INDOORS. I couldn't believe it! I wanted to jump in myself.

* We rented the Monopoly game for PS2. Maybe we are geeks we have had a freaking blast playing that game.

* THANK YOU Accomplice! I purchased the Wii Mario Kart game and it was a hit with the 6 year old. I purchased it at Game Stop and it came with a free wheel.

* I think I over think too much.

* I am a huge fan of Survivor. I am SO glad JT won. He could pass for a good ole' Wise County boy, easily.

* I think it would be fun to do a show like Big Brother or Survivor, but in most cases if the people had girlfriend/boyfriend when they left for the show, they don't keep them after.

* I think the public recognition would be a beating. I can't imagine what BG goes through ever day.

* My favorite thing from the Schwans lady is the Creamy Chicken Alfredo. It's SO good.

* I don't bake cookies or cake at home because if I did it would never get eaten.

* FYI: Shrimping season started today. I might get to go out on a shrimp boat in a month. I can't wait.

* We are gonna have to mow again next weekend. It will be this every other week mowing till October.

* I ran over a severely decayed raccoon last time. It went into three pieces and oddly enough, didn't stink at all.

* I am going to watch the Season Finale of Desperate Housewives tonight. That show is becoming more and more predictable. It's kind of lame now, but I still watch it.

* I taped every episode of Greys Anatomy this year. I think I watch 4 and went through the DVR and deleted the rest. I just couldn't keep up with all the ones I had fallen behind. I DID watch the Season Finale. It was like I never missed an episode. Everything fell into place. The ending was pretty good too.

* I think George will stay alive, and Izzie will go be with Denny. But, I could be wrong.

HELL YES . . . It's Friday!!

* I hate politics.
* I wish it was 5.
* Inlaws made it in town.
* My best friend came over last night for some drinks. good times.
* I love her like a sister. She's my ho fo sho.
* Eminem is my favorite rapper. I love his new song Beautiful.
* I have to get a chop job today. My hair is out of control.
* I don't have much to say today.

Thursday Crap-ola

* Dora looks like she belongs on the streets of Bridgeport after 11 p.m.

* We killed a 3 1/2 foot snake in our back yard. I think it was a Bull Snake. He was big around. I wander if I cut his belly open what I would find? Dang it, should have gotten a pic. I keep forgetting!

* I love my job, but I am always ready for the weekend.

* I have no clue what dinner will be tonight. I made chicken strips last night, they were yummy!

* I'm gonna have to do a separate post on my funeral experience this week and from my past...Weird . . .

* In laws should be in town, they left at 3 am this morning.

* Sister is OK, I checked on her at lunch. She's on some DRUGS for the pain.

* The ducks are still sitting in the invisible cage. That quacks me up.

* When I was in high school we use to go to the screaming bridge in Paradise. One night a car turned on its lights in the pasture near the bridge and started driving towards us. Scared the shit out of us.

* That road and bridge is spooky in the day time.

* We also use to toilet paper. Thinking back now, I would be pissed if I had kids and their friends toilet paper my yard.

* My dog needs a chop job on his fro.

* If I die I want to be sent to Jones Funeral Home. They are good people.

* I told you, my mind wanders in way too many places. . . hence the name of this silly blog.

HUMP DAY Crap

* My sister is having surgery today. She's getting roter-rootered so she can try for another baby.


* We shot and killed turtles last night in my sisters pond. Call me redneck, but that was really fun.


* My sister decided her ducks were big enough now to let loose and frolic about by the pond all day. One problem: They are not leaving the area they have been caged in. They are all huddled in the small area, but there is no cage. Is that normal?


* I am hoping my dogs do not view the ducks as a tasty treat for lunch. That would be a bad deal.


* I'm eating salad for lunch, again.


* For some reason I am unable to view any you tube video. It tells me my Java script is turned off so I check it and it's not off. Then it tells me to down load the latest Adobe player, which I do and it says it installed and I go back to view the video and I repeat the process. IT'S VERY FRUSTRATING !! Any suggestions??

* I am hoping the MAVS pull something out of their ass for the game tonight.

* I think I'm gonna make chicken strips for dinner.

* I need to go to Lowes.

* My palm tree is flourishing after I chopped all the branches off from last year.

* I got my air fixed in my car and my dash fell apart (like into many pieces) when they took it off. My car is only 9 years old. Is that normal?

* I have a bunch of paperwork to do today.

Monday crap

* The rain is making me SO tired and sluggish.

* We finally got all of our yard work done. I am sure after all this rain my yard will look like a jungle by next Sunday.

* I have a birthday party to go to for a 6 year old on Saturday. She's getting a Wii from her parents, what kind of game should I get her??

* In laws will be down from Thursday to Sunday.

* My sisters went to Sea World this past weekend and Jessica Simpson was singing there. I saw pictures, she's not fat at all but it looks like she's sporting a baby bump.

* The Mavs play tonight. I hope they win, but it's not looking to great right now.

* My dad killed a copperhead yesterday. Suprisingly we did not see any snakes while working in the yard this weekend.

* I am ready to go camping this year.

* I am also ready to float the river with a cold beer in my hand.

* My house is the next thing to clean. I need to do laundrey.

* This is a funny show.

* We didn't do anything Friday night.

* Im blah today - I got nothing.

Pink Eye - The Aftermath

So my eye has finally shed the devil that is pink eye - I hope. I NEVER want that again. Call me a wine-bag, that freaking hurt.

It takes ALOT to make me cry.

I called my sister yesterday afternoon and my nephew answered the phone "Hey Aunt stinky pinky eyeball." At this point I had put my second round of medicine in and it burned . . . bad. I broke down crying. When my sister got the phone from him I was wailing.

It was one of those funny not so funny until you look back on it moments. It wasn't until she realized I was in paid that her voice went from happy go lucky to "Oh know! Are you ok?"

I slept on the couch last night for fear I would infect our newly washed sheets with my skank eye.

"Knock on Wood" my hubby has not got pink eye yet and I am hoping I can tame down the lysol a little.

My house, car and office smell like a Lysol can.

My sisters mother in law died this morning. SO SAD. Wasn't expecting that too happen.

I think brother in law is in shock, but saw it coming eventually. Again, so sad.

I trimmed my palm tree and amazingly, it's not dead like I thought it was.

We are doing yard work ALL weekend.

Say a prayer for my family, it's never easy when you loose someone close.

I AM PISSED ! !

First of all I have Pink Eye . . .

I have never had pink eye before, nor do I ever want to have it again.

I took my clothes to the dry cleaner (to which I will not rat out) Monday and the lady that gave me my ticket said she had pink eye.

I immediately went to work and washed my hands.

Apparently that wasn't good enough.

$80.00 later and 10 days out of my contacts and I should be good to go.

Sheesh . . . So it is the dry cleaners fault for having a lady work with the public??

I don't know but my eye is irritated.

My eyes were sealed shut at 3:00 this morning from the sleep that had seeped and crusted.

I know it's disgusting but people need to be aware of the contagiousness that is pink eye. I didn't even touch the woman!

Now I get to go home and disinfect my whole house!

From My Email

A new shirt for the man in your life - hee hee . . . I couldn't resist.

Tuesday Crap

* Happy Cinco De Mayo to all you Spanish folk.

* Octopussy is getting sued again. As much as this woman erks on me, leave the bitch and her kids alone people. The media is sucking this story dry. The trainwreck is over, let the woman raise her herd in peace.

* LOOK KIDS!! Now you can eat McDonald's and cut down on the chance of contracting an STD.

* I have a friend that lives in Ipswich England. I haven't seen her since 6th grade. Every now and them I will get an email with pictures attached of her family.

* I think I might go rent The Curious Case of Benjamin Button tonight. Anybody seen it?

* I need to do laundry tonight.

* I watched Oprah last night about the Madeleine McCann story. It is heart breaking. It has been two years since her disappearance and they still hold out hope she will return. I'm sure I would feel the same way if it were my child. I would never give up looking.



* I think Im gonna eat some Mexican food for lunch.



* I have a crap load of work to do today - till later.

Monday Crap

* This past weekend was just ok.

* I was in Bridgeport Saturday afternoon when the rain came down. I got soaked.

* I stayed in sweatpants and a hoodie all day yesterday.

* I wanna see this movie. My mother saw it when it premiered on HBO. She said it was a tear jerker. I tried to rent it but the movie store doesn't have it yet.

* That new Hugh Jackmen movie doesn't appeal to me at all.

* I can't believe the Cowboy Valley Ranch ordeal. I am amazed nobody got killed. I feel for the guy who got paralyzed. That is really awful.

* Our grass at home is out of control.

* I heard Robin Roberts on Good Morning America this morning say "And now to the Swine Flu. New studies reveal, it's not as dangerous as people expected." - NO SHIT !

* I got to spend time with my youngest nephew Saturday. He is getting so big.

* Weekends are never long enough.

* If I could work 10 hour days Monday-Thursday and have Friday, Saturday and Sunday off, I would do it in a heart beat.

* Why didn't people think of that before? It's genius.

FRIDAY FUN

* I always laugh when I see Elmo sporting a handgun ganster style. Grover is smoking it up in the back while Bert chugs a Bud. Cookie Monsters about to put a cap in yo' ass and Ernie wants to slit your wrists. HA HA Priceless!

* I get off at 3 today! YEH!

* I was told today the swine flu has turned into a politcal media frenzy. I agree.

* My nephew asked about Turbo last night. My response: "I think he floated down to your pond for a bigger place to live". Hey, he was ok with that.

* WOW - plastic surgery disasters.

* Tattoo to the extreme.

* I cannot believe the Ex Montague County Sheriff dropped dead. That is crazy.

* Starching your own pants saves alot of money. I buy the liquid starch and don't dilute.

* I iron hubbys pants and shirts every night for work the next day.

* I know... I know... I'm super wife, you don't have to tell me.

* My grandmas cat got run over yesterday. Poor grandma . . . she loved that cat. RIP Sarge.

* I bought a 1/2 gallon of Blue Bell ice cream Tuesday night and it was gone by yesterday afternoon. I didn't eat any of it. There is only one other human living in my house. And he doesn't gain a damn pound!

* I am jealous of his metabolism. I have none.

* Fred's was almost out of GermX yesterday.

- I am out, have a great weekend.

OH WAIT . . . one more to grow on.

Late Thursday Crap

* Turbo the turtle is still missing. 4 year old has yet to ask where he is.

* The storms scared the shit out of me last night. I turned on the TV to watch the radar and about 3 seconds later the satelite went out. I laid there hope I didn't hear the sound of a "train" coming towards my house.

* My dogs looked like drowned rats this morning.

* Today has been a really busy day at work.

* We watched Notorious Tuesday night. It was good, but I have a feeling if older folks watched it they would be SO lost. I remember the East/West Coast rival. Ya know, Tupac/Biggie beef.

* Shit! I just sneezed . . . Should I go to the doctor???

* If you are a doctor right now I bet you hate your job.

* Someone told me Walmart was sold out of GermX and baby wipes.

* I think it might be frozen pizza night.

* My rose bushes took a beating last night. There are petals everywhere.

* I am SO glad tomorrow is Friday.

* I have not watched Oprah from yesterday yet. I hope the Bunny Ranch interview was good.

* We always watch Cathouse and Real Sex on Thursday nights on HBO.

* Sometimes they blur out the wee-wees, sometimes they don't!

- until tomorrow-

HUMP DAY!!

* Swine flu = Mass panic. I'm gonna try and not talk to much shit about people freaking out because my luck, (knock on wood) will be the first to contract the disease in Wise County and die from it.

* I searched for the baby turtle last night to get a pic. I couldn't find him. I am hoping he is buried in the potting soil hiding or we are gonna have one pissed off 4 year old on our hands.

* Set your DVR's everyone. Oprah is going to the Bunny Ranch today.

* I don't enjoy watching basketball, but apparently that is not an option in my house when the MAVS are in the playoffs so I deal with it. With that said, I found myself jumping on the MAV band wagon pretty quick last night. I was laying in bed watching the game rooting for them like I gave two shits!! It was crazy! Maybe I am coming down with the pig flu! Just kidding, I m hoping they go all the way this year.

* I think Eva Longoria is gorgeous, but Tony Parker, just doesn't do it for me. I bet he cried on her shoulder all night long.

* I am all for Equal Rights, I mean even the Ants are acceptable to it.

* I love Silicone Alley's craiglist edition. I am always afraid I'm gonna see someone I know on there.

* Dumpster Diving - some people cease to amaze me.

Tuesday Crap

* Everything went as planned for the birthday party. The jello shots didn't last long at all.
* We cooked a 14 pound brisket and had 6 racks of ribs. By the end of the night there was 5 strips of brisket left and 10 small ribs.
* My kitchen floors were unbelievaly disgusting. I spent over an hour cleaning the kitchen and mopping my floors.

* The June Bugs are really starting to gross me out. They are all over the place at my house.
* My nephew found a baby turtle and my sister refused to take it home and let him keep it in the house so now it lives in my whiskey barrell planter in the backyard. He is really cute. He is about as big around as a silver dollar. I will try and get a pic tonight and post tomorrow.

* We have no plans for this weekend. That hasn't happened in a while.

* I kind of want to go see the King Tut Exhibit, but I can almost promise you I won't.

* My mom and dad found and had the neighbor fix the leak under their slab. Instead of claiming it on insurance right away, The neighbor talked dad into trying to find it himself and letting him help. It worked. It's fixed. Amazingly after 20+ years my mom and dad found the left over tile for the kitchen. Wow . . . one tile was damaged during the process and thats the one they jackhammered into.

* I ordered a peace lily plant for my grandmother in law today, it's her birthday.

* I want to try a garden this year but my dogs would probably destroy it.

* Someone emailed me some pictures from Mudd Nationals from the first of April. WOW, we missed a great time.

FRIDAY YEH!!!!

* Me and my sister made (not ate) over 100 jello shots for her bday party last night.

* I am determined to get my husband a helmet today. He is getting a little too dangerous on our 4 wheeler. Did you know there is a ATV place in Bridgeport?

* We got to get the smoker out to BBQ tonight - Brisket and Ribs yummy!

* My house usually never gets messy. When I say I gotta clean my house that usually means dust, mop, vaccum, clean bathrooms, crap like that.

* I would say the messiest place in our house would be our bathroom floor because that is where all of our laundry piles up throughout the week.

* On average, I wash 4-5 loads of laundry a week. I think that is pretty normal for 2 people.

* I wear 2 sets of clothes a day. Dress up for work, dress down for home.

* My mom and dad are pissed. Their hot water heater started leaking, under the slab and now there kitchen is flooded. The insurance told them it would be a $2,700 deductible. I tried to explain to her last night, that is not bad for not having a house payment in 10 years. Hell, that's about $500 cheaper than 2 of my house payments.

* My parents still live in the house I grew up in. It took my Dad 3 years to build that house. They paid for it as they could afford it and built it with their own hands. That house is 25 years old. My Dad can do anything it seems like.

* I wish my car windows were tinted.

* I have to go to Decatur today -blah!

* I hope this weekend is going to be good weather and I hope the wind doesn't blow 90 miles an hour.

* The Craigs List killer gets creepier by the day. I heard he tried to hang himself with his shoelaces. I wander how many "Missing people" he may have killed.

* I can't get into the Twitter craze.

* Off to work - peace bitches.

Thursday Thoughts

* The picture above makes me laugh so hard. You know everyone has come in contact with "that guy" before.

* I am pissed at itunes. I went to buy a song the other day and instead of $0.99 ot was $1.29 - WTF . . . Anybody know why they went up on their fees.

* I heard on the news this morning if you were Apples 1 billionth customer to download an APP you could win a bunch of free shit.

* Can you imagine $10,000.00 on a itune card. They won't give away $10,000.00 cash because they know one individual will never dowload $10,000.00 worth of freaking songs in their lifetime. Sheesh.

* After weeks of being laxy and saying I needed to pull the weeds in our flower beds I finally got them pulled yesterday afternoon.

* I need to clean the shop tonight.

* I have always liked Randy Travis.

* I can't stand Lady GaGa. She confuses me.

* I'm not much of a Zac Efron fan but after watching the Funny or Die sketch he did kind of made me want to give him a chance.

* Dr. Drew Pinksy is going to do a Sex Rehab show. That should be interesting.

Random Useless Facts that I'm not sure are true

* The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

* No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

* Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )

* You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

* Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

* The King of Hearts is the only king in a deck of cards without a mustauche.

* Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

* Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .

* Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN !

* The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first 'Marlboro Man'. * Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

* Pearls disolve in vinegar.

* It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.

* A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

* Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

*And the best for last.... turtles can breathe through their butts.

Hump/Earth Day

* I was on time for work this morning, but man was I dragging ass.

* I washed a load of clothes this morning.

* Watched the news this morning about the Craigs List killer - creeps me out.

* I got a bunch of stuff to do around the house before this weekend.

* I feel like I need to plant a flower or something today.

* Did you see on the news about the lady who was missing and now her "father figure" is in jail for murder. I wander what happen or if we will ever know.

* That guy looks creepy to begin with.

* The last time I was convinced something horrible was about to happen to me was last July when we went to Jamaica. We walked outside our hotel walls to shop and the Jamaicans crowed around us trying to get us to go into their shops. The lady we chose was, I shit you not, a midget. She took us to a building that you had to go up two flights of stairs with no electricity. We didn't know what to expect when we reached the top. Luckily I bought two really pretty canvas paintings from her and we got out of there unharmed.

* The poverty is unreal but I wander if they play it up for the tourists?

* I am willing to bet they make darn good money from Americans on the street buying trinkets and random shit.

* I'm out gotta get to work, lots of stuff to do today.

Tuesday Crap

* The fajita meat was wonderful, although next time I don't think I will purchase the marinated. I realized when I cook I have a certain taste I want and I couldn't get the taste just the way we wanted it until I started adding more seasoning. It turned out great, a little chewy, but great. I need to go get me one of those hammers and just beat the hell out of it next time.

* Forgot to tell you yesterday for some reason they had a basket full of free EXTRA gum when you checked out out the meat market. That struck me as odd, but it was free so I took a pack.

* It is hard for me to pass up on free stuff, unless it's illegal of course.
* The Mavericks losing and making stupid mistakes at 10:30 p.m. last night = me laying in bed trying to sleep while my husband is in my ear yelling at the T.V. - thanks MAVS!!

* My grandma gets out of the hospital today. She's having a really heard time with the shoulder replacement.

* I need to go buy a helmet for our 4 wheeler this week.

* I brought my left over fajitas for lunch today.

* I am back on my low carb diet.

* I need to workout but I have got I have a case of the lazy's.

* I saw about 15 commercials last night with Charles Barkley. Everytime I see him, I can't get this out of my head.

* The Craigs List Killer is a perfect example of why I think anything can happen no matter where we live. The perfect boyfriend, student, son, etc. I don't think the police would officially charge him if they didn't have proof to back it. His fiance' is in serious denial. And, I really can't say I blame her.

* This woman needs to be banned from reproducing.

* Big woman doing the slip and slide. I wander where that's at. Looks like fun.

Meat Market Thoughts

* So I went to the meat market on my lunch break and I have to say, although it was small, I was very impressed by it.

* The only thing I saw pre-packaged (As far as the meat goes) were German sausage, Baby back ribs and brisket.
*I had to ask about the brisket because it was not in the display. The loveley lady up front said yes they have brisket but they keep it in the back because they dont have the room to display it.
* The ribeyes looked really yummy.

* The place was very clean and didn't smell funky like most meat markets do.

* The chicken looked good.

* You can buy marinated chicken and they have skirt steak for fajitas that are marinated for you. Of course it's a little more expensive than non-marinated meat.

* I bought 2 lbs. of the marinated fajita meat. I will have to report back tomorrow. I usually like to do my own seasoning, but hell I'll try it and see what happens.

* I asked the lady if they will eventually carry seafood. She said they get new things every day but if they start they will need a bigger place.

* All in all I thought the price of the meat was decent, although I don't remember seeing the percentage on the beef. I'm sure it was there, I just wasn't paying anough attention.

Weekend is Over, Back to Work

* Family from the city stayed Friday and Saturday night. They had a blast riding 4 wheelers and relaxing.

* It was funny hearing them make comments like "It's so quiet out here, we don't hear ambulances or airplanes." She is convinced if she moved to the country someone would break in and there wouldn't be anybody to hear her if she screamed.

* Friday night one of them took are new 4 wheeler thru the barbed-wire fence. Luckily there was no serious damages to her or the 4 wheeler, just a few bumps and bruises.

* That wreck could have been really bad for her. God was definitely watching.

*I went to bed at 1:30 a.m. Friday night. Saturday night I went to bed at 4:00 a.m.

* I never thought I would say this but now I know why older people say they can't stay up and party all night long because it's so hard on them. I use to hear that from people in their 30-50's all the time. I am 27, I finally get it. That realization really makes me feel old. I didn't have a hangover either morning, but man, my body was tired.

* Sadie and the neighbor dog got into it again Saturday. We couldn't get them apart. I don't know if it is a dominance thing now and they are both too stubborn to walk the other way, but we have to do something or they are going to kill each other.

* I didn't sleep good last night.

* My grandma is still in the hospital from shoulder surgery.

* I need to get my dogs rabies shots. Isn't there usually a rabies clinic?

* I have no clue what I want for dinner tonight but I think I'm gonna check out the meat market in Bridgeport today.

* I hear it was really clean and you order how ever you want. Nothing is pre-packaged. So, you could go get 2 drumsticks and you don't have to buy 10.

* All in all it was a good weekend.

* I need to do laundry tonight.

Shout out to the LAW

tgiF - U ready for the weekend?

* I remember when the story came out about Bobbie White. From what I recall someone dumped her in front of an emergency room door and drove off. Now I hear that same guy that "dumped her off" has died of an overdose. Not to mention his sister was involved in the big drug bust. That is a rough time for that family.

* My head hurts.

* I didn't want to get out of bed this morning.

* My brain feels fried today. I can't concentrate on anything.

* I think we are grilling steaks and shrimp for dinner tonight with a baked potatoe and salad.

* I went home on my lunch break to do some last minutes chores.

* 5:00 is taking f o r e v e r . . .

* Octomom freak me out. I can't hardly stand to watch her talk. Her lips or something is off. She is also missing her brain.

* Hulk Hogan better hope the ex and her boy toy don't end up dead, what an idiot!

* My nephew says"lasterday" instead of "yesterday" - it kind of makes sense.

* He came over on his John Deere Gator last night and ask me if I wanted to go to his house and eat a hanburgler for dinner.

* I ate lunch with my oldest sister yesterday. It was nice.

* My foot is asleep right now.

* My headache has finally gone away, for now anyways.

* I have a feeling I will not be in bed before 2:00 in the morning.

* Including loving to roll around in cow shit Murphy also likes to walk in the road. And I don't mean on the side of the road or on the grass by the road. I mean in the smack damn middle of the road. I am sure he will get hit one day. knock on wood. Luckily all of my neighbors know who he belongs to and they have all been kind enough to stop, get out and physically remove him from the road. And trust me . . . I hear ALL about it.

* I love watching shows you know are bound to be a trainwreck.

It's Ladie's Night Baby

* We cleaned up our shop last night and hung the rest of our signs.

* What would make a dog roll around in cow shit? I got home yesterday and Murphy looked like he had done just that. Gross.

* I ate lunch with my Dad yesterday. He sounded fine, a little congested, but not bad. When I saw him last night he sounded like a 90 year old man that had smoked for 90 years. His congestion had made it's way deep in his chest.

* I cooked tacos for dinner last night.

* I need a haircut and color . . . bad.

* The air conditioner in my car has decided to quit. PERFECT timing!!!!!

* My car is 9 years old, but it still runs pretty darn good. People think we are crazy because we leave our new truck in our shop most of the time. My hubby has a work truck and we only drive our new truck on the weekends or when we travel. I don't think that's crazy, I think it's pretty smart. We are keeping the miles down. Plus my car gets very good gas mileage and I only live 6 miles from work. I wouldn't mind if that car last me another 9 years!

* I have a ton of billing to do today.

* We have family coming in to stay with us this weekend. Should be fun.

* My Nana is having shoulder surgery tomorrow morning.

* My Mamaw-in-law is having shoulder surgery next month. My grandma and my mama-in-law - weird.

* My wonderful brother-in-law mowed the grass I said needed cutting while we were gone to LA. - I thought that was nice of him.

* I hate mowing.

* I hate going to bars. We might go to the bar one time in two years and it's usually because one of our friends has begged us for days to go.

* I love to paint wooden trinkets, I hate to paint walls.

* I have a best friend that LOVES to paint . . . anything.

* I need to wash the spare bedrooms sheets tonight for our visitors.

* I haven't watched a Mav game all year and my husband turned it on last night while we were working in the shop. They won.

* I can't decide what to cook for dinner tonight. I know it's early but I try and figure that out before lunch time in case I need to go to the store on my lunch break. The grocery store after 5, in my experience, is not a pleasant place.

* Just to prove I finally taught myself how to link. WOW . . . I have been thru that town before.

Hump Day

My younger sister's birthday was yesterday. (You know the one who got a boob job), I got her a Victoria Secrets gift card for a new over the shoulder boulder holder.

I haven't figured out how to link in a word yet. I'm still learning. It can't be that hard.

I am hoping for a nice weekend so we can work in the yard and ride our new four wheeler.

Mexican food is my favorite food to eat, besides Seafood.

Bridgeport IGA is now Marketplace, or so I hear. Did Gary Shelton sale out??

We watched Yes Man with Jim Carrey last night. It was funny. Typical Jim Carrey humor.

I think I want to shoot a deer this year. I have been hunting with my hubby now for two years and although I don't like the thought of killing Bambi that is what they are there for as long as you do not waste the meat.

I probably feel that way because my father has always been a hunter and I have been around it my whole life. There are countless deer on the wall at Mom and Dad's and probably about any other animal you can imagine, Bobcates, ducks, turkeys, racoons, red fox, . . . the list could go on and on.

I'm hungry already.

We ate chili dogs for dinner last night.

I watched Sgt. White's widow on Channel B last night. I cried, again.

They have a bunch of salvage food stores in LA. Why not here? That place would stay packed I promise you. You should see the stuff you can buy there and the prices are unbelievably cheap.

I love it when I get anything on sale.

If I have alot of stuff I could put on ebay, just no time to do it.

I cannot get DSL where I live. That really pisses me off. But you can get it 6 miles in every direction of me. That is uncalled for.

SHAM WOW !!!!!!

OK - I am sure EVERYONE heard about the Sham Wow guy busting up a prostitute for biting his tongue, I just couldn't resist posting the pictures of the two at the hospital.

Is she trying to impersonate the "KING" in the 2nd picture? I bet that bitch never bites again.

They must have Mr. Sham-Wow in make up for hours because if you have ever seen him on the infomercial he looks about 15 years younger.

I wander if he got to keep his job.

I wander how much makeup he put on before auditioning for the infomercial. I mean minus the blood he still looks pretty rough around the edges.

He looks like he participated in some drug activity before getting busted beating up a HO.

This story just cracks me up I just haven't had time to post it.

DRUGS ARE BAD PEOPLE!!

Easter

• We left at 7:30 a.m. yesterday morning and drove all the way home. It took us 9 hours.



• We boiled four sacks of crawfish (average of 150 pounds) for Easter dinner. Along with okra, red potatoes, garlic onion, sausage, etc.) They were SO good!



• That's ALOT of crawfish to eat in one day.



• Riding in the car for 9 hours straight will wear your ass out. I still don't understand why.



• My sister's dog attacked Sadie the day we left. She was ok, but that is weird. Her dog has never done that before in the 3 years we have lived out there.



• I just got the Update delivered to me . . . By golly . . . somebody has won the lottery. I wish I knew this guy personally so I could see what happens from here.



• I love TRU TV. It's Channel 204 if you have Dish Network. Me and hubby favorite show is COPS.



• I saw an advertisement for the start of a new season of the DEADLIEST CATCH on the Discovery Channel. I think it starts tonight.



• The fires that spread thru Western Wise went VERY close to our house on Thursday.



• We got a call from an old friend asking if we were watering our house down and packing our valuables. We had heard nothing of the fires until that phone call and we were entering Shreveport, L.A.



• That was a scary phone call.



• Luckily my family watered down our property for me.



• I am ready for the weekend already.

It's almost my Friday

* I have to take the trash to the dump on my lunch break today.
* I never get caught up all the way at work, but then what would I have to do, right?
* I love the ceaser salad at McDonalds.
* I LOVE this weather. I think Springs, minus the tornadoes and hail is one of my favorite seasons, next to summer.
* Why do people drive vehicles when they know they dont have a license or it's suspended. See when that happens people go to jail.
* Following that last thought we received a collect call from the jail last night. UGHH!!
* We really need to mow our grass. It's not so much the grass as it is the weeds. Those bitches are getting tall.
* It will take us 9 hours to travel to New Orleans tomorrow. My husband NEVER lets me drive. I think that is a man thing. . . It has to be.
* I cannot believe there is still destruction in New Orleans. It's awful after all this time and not everything is cleaned up.
* I LOVE gossip sites such as perez hilton, I read them everyday. SERIOUSLY . . . Lindsey Lohan needs to be put away. That girl has detroyed her career and her image. I see her dying of an overdose in the future. Or possibly shaving her head and attqacking some cars with umbrellas.
* I would hope that if I ever got thrown into fame and money I wouldn't just piss it away. I can see where it would be SO easy though.
* On that note, I would love to win the lottery, but I have watched those documentaries on people who do win and their life goes to shit. Would I really want to take that chance??
* Well, I'm out, gotte get alot of work done before the Easter Holiday.

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Tuseday nothings

* I did not sleep at all last night. The dog started barking and then I got paranoid someone was going to break into my house and kill me and my husband. I know that is alot to assume, but I watch the news and it happens all the time.
* I know a few crazy people.
* I am traveling to New Orleans this weekend to vist the inlaws. I always love going up there. All we do is sit around and bull shit and drink beer. You couldn't ask for a more colorful group. Ech to their own and I love it.
* I have been away from my own family the last three holiday's. That always sucks because I LOVE hanging out with them too.
* I have been really bummed about our fallen officer. I hope that his family can find comfort somewhere, somehow i nthe weeks, months and years ahead.
* I am a worry wart.
* I went golfing Friday and Saturday - both were beautiful days to golf.
* I cannot recall a windier year - SHOW MAIN !!! It was rough out there Sunday.
* I am SO glad it is a short week.

I'm not sure about this whole blog thin but I will take a try at it...

Thursday Morning Random Thoughts . . .

* Tonight is ladies night.
* I saw a dead skunk on my way to work this morning.
* It has been a while since I golfed. I might play Saturday.
* I did a load of laundry this morning.
*I made a bad ass pizza for dinner last night. (olives, hamburger, pepperoni, canadian bacon, onions, bell peppers, and cheese)
* The news about Natsha Richerdson is very sad. But to think she was ok and then went brain dead? Scary.
* My sister got a boob-job done Monday. She went to Oklahoma. Apparently them boobies are really cheap up there.
* I want to build a bar in our shop.
* I also want a pool in our backyard, knowing what a bitch they are to take care of.

Murphy, him is a puppy . . . a little puppy . . .

New to the blogging busness . . . But, here is a pic of my son, Murphy.